OUR STORY
1978
Andy is born
1982
Reena is born
2017
They live happily ever-after
He has 6 toes on his rght foot
She has the correct number of toes
1984
Tries to dig to Austrailia in back garden
2005
Moves to London
Stalks Ronan Keating
1989
Gets a dog:
The Mighty Chewbacca
1986
Decides he wants to be a milk-man
1994
Leaves school
1998
Goes to Newcastle Uni
2015
Meets a grl called Reena
2015
Meets a boy called Andy
1986
Learns how to speak English
1989
Makes acting debut
1998
Leaves school
Finnally gives up
dream of being a
milk-man
2000
Goes to Mancehester Uni
2005
Moves to London
Becomes a
Geisha
Jude Law buys him a pint
1984
Becomes a big-sister
